Mommy Porn. Finally.

Aug 12th, 2010

Now this is the type of porn I can relate to.  I stumbled upon this gem from the Cambridge Women’s Pornography Cooperative (yes, that’s really their name) while lazily perusing the shelves of my neighborhood bookstore.  It’s basically a PG-Rated picture book of hot, mostly shirtless men holding adorable babies with quotes like, “so tell me again, what is the consistency of the poop?” or “sure, your girlfriends can drop their babies off here while you girls go to the bar” or “now, remember it’s my turn to do the midnight feeding – so don’t wake up.”  Pure genius.  If you are anything like me, there is probably a baby shower in your near future.  Skip the 3-pack of onesies next time and give the gift that keeps on giving – mommy porn.

 

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Seeing Spots

Aug 11th, 2010

Like it or not, you will be seeing a lot of leopard print out there this fall.  Here’s my Hot/Not guide to help you avoid any fashion disasters.  Done correctly, leopard can be striking.  Done incorrectly, you will end up looking like a cast member from the Jersey Shore.


Hot. Just don’t go too cheap or risk, well, looking cheap.


Not. Unless you are in a ski lodge or under 12 I think vests are hard to pull off anyways but in this horrid yellow print?  A definite no-no.  Stay away from all colored leopard.  I don’t remember seeing any hot pink leopards in the serengeti.



Hot. A very conservative and safe way to showcase your leopard.


Not. The model looks good in this top but it is much more difficult to pull off in person.  Do not attempt unless you like your age being estimated on the wrong side of 50.



Hot.  Clutch perfection.



Hot. Muted, neutral leopard print is always the way to go.


Do I really even need to say anything here?  If I see you on the street wearing the above disaster, prepare to be slapped.

 

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Name: Angye Fox

Kids: Son, PJ, 8 years old

Occupation:  Serial Entrepreneur  (I’ve started and sold over 30 businesses in my lifetime)

Hometown: Green Bay, Wisconsin (Go Cheeseheads!)  Live in another Bay now.  Tampa Bay!

H&H Interview with Angye:

1. What are the top 3 items in your grocery cart?

Salad, Steak and Alfredo Sauce (my son loves it!)

2. What are you reading (honestly)?

Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand

3. What is your guilty pleasure when you get a break from the kids?

Dressing up sexy for a Girl’s Night Out with my gal pals!

4. What would we be surprised to find in your purse?

A cigar cutter and torch lighter.  I teach women how to smoke cigars on a YouTube show called “Fluff & Puff”.

5. What is your favorite reality TV show?

American Idol

6. What is your cocktail of choice?

Ketel One Vodka Dirty Martini up with one stuffed olive

7. What is the funniest thing your kids have said or done lately?

PJ was playing XBox Live this summer when I asked him to go to bed.  It was midnight.  He was upset because the friend he was playing with online didn’t have to go to bed yet.  I said, “Don’t try me, PJ.  Your pal lives in California and he’s three time zones behind us!”

8. What is your favorite quotation?

Sex sells.  But sexy REALLY sells!

9. What are you currently working out to on your iPod?

Lady Gaga.  She is a powerhouse!

10. Who is your favorite celebrity mom and why?

Kathy Lee Gifford.  I love how she has her son, Cody, working on the set of the Today Show.

It reminds me of my relationship with my son.  PJ loves that I’m a business owner and he often attends business functions with me. He also has his own business card and sports talk show.  PJSportsTalk.com

11. What is something most people don’t know about you?

I’m working on my private pilot’s license.  I’ve always wanted to fly since I was a little girl.  Now I’m making my dream come true!

12. What is your secret to staying Hot & Healthy?

Surrounding myself with positive minded friends, exercising regularly with my neighbor ladies, and drinking lots of water.  Plus an occasional martini!!!!

 

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Weekend Eats: Going RAW!

Aug 6th, 2010

I used to think that going ‘Raw’ meant condemning yourself to a lifetime of endless salads.  I’ll admit, that was a bit short-sighted on my part.  So, what is Raw?  It’s uncooked, unprocessed and unaltered food. Food in it’s purest and most nutrient rich form.  When you heat or ‘cook’ food, it depletes the enzymes.  Enzymes are important because they assist in the digestion and absorption of food.   If you eat food that is enzyme-less, your body will not get maximum utilization of the food. This causes toxicity in the body- ruh roh.  But enough with the lesson and onto the food.  Please note that taking on this entire menu if you are new to Raw would be rather ambitious.  My goal here is to show you a delicious and varying menu – without salad.  Enjoy the Raw spin on the classic burger and fries courtesy of Rawmazing.
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